About Me
- Mariboo
- Why is she multi-directional? Because that sounds nicer than not knowing what the hell she is going to do when she finally grows up. She has done stand-up comedy, written her first novel, gone to school and switched majors a few times (but never quite graduating), done LOTS more crap than she even wants to admit and talks about herself in the third person. She's a lovable loudmouth and currently an aspiring trophy wife now that she's done spitting out kids. She forces her poor husband to save for the future: blond extensions, lipo, and a few stints in rehab. Her work on being the hottest Grandma on the block is being chipped away bit by bit. She loves her kids, but is honest with the world that they always aren't the little gems and miracles she thought they were going to be when they were incubating. She wouldn't have them any other way. That, and no one will take them.